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Quote 122

<@MD87> I just managed to type "who ate your last two foods" instead of "when are your last two exams"

Quote 121

Felt like I was missing something, realised my phone was on the desk, picked it up and went to put it in my pocket to find I had no trousers.
That could've gone badly!

Quote 120

I should install these two cheaper gigabit switches I have sat here
By cheaper I really mean smaller as they were actually more money

Quote 119

I should install these two cheaper gigabit switches I have sat here
By cheaper I really mean smaller as they were actually more money

Quote 118

Hmm, Greg, that Friday song goes well with Simon!
Huh?
It's Simon, Simon!
... Gotta get down on Simon‽

Quote 117

That reminds me of the time I almost shit myself when walking past a bird

Quote 116

:D
:D
:D

:(
:D
:D
:D

Quote 115

Why am I not tired? :(
cos you suck!
and cos you suck so much, I'm leaving now!
You don't like me sucking?
But I didn't even charge :(
?!?
I randomly reread that and choked on my hot chocolate

Quote 114

mm, duplicate plugin errors

brb restarting client
* Demented-Idiot has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client).
?
* MD87 shakes his head
...
Want to try to convince him he needs an OS restart to fix it?
* Demented-Idiot has joined #DMDirc.
* Demented-Idiot ponders
I think your JVM might be caching files since you're doing a hot restart, maybe restart X?

cba with that right now
Yeah, it has a problem where it keeps file handles open

can i not just kill the java process?
Would retarting X fix it, Greboid? Might need to restart the kernel :\
maybe
I guess its safer just to reboot
...

brb, going to reboot to see if i can get the plugin to work

Rebooting linux to fix something just feels.. icky
* +Demented-Idiot (~simon@home.prcentral.co.uk) has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client).

Quote 113

Why do you have a safe?

It was a present for one of my birthdays

my sister couldnt think what to get me so bought me a safe

Quote 112

«TOPIC» MD87 Changed the topic on #yourmum to: <3 shane's penis

Quote 111

Playing: The Natural Sounds of the Wilderness - Jamboree
Greboid just spent several minutes trying to convince me there was a storm outside my flat he could hear over Skype, because of that ¬_¬

Quote 110

BACK
mm mmmm, MMMMMMMMM
* Greboid runs off
Did Greboid just join, orgasm and run away? That's somewhat worrying
yes, he did

Quote 109

How sad would your life be if you had to be woken up by your parents?

My dad wakes me up most of the time
Case in point.

Quote 108

So when did Google take over youtube then?

Quote 107

* Dataforce wonders how drunk he would need to get simon to get him to try this new game
not very
he seems like a stupid drunk
1 shot should do it!
s/a|drunk//
s/like// :(
lol
s/\s+/ /g
Worst insult ever.

Quote 106

Quote 105

<@MD87> I keep wondering where the tv show I have paused is, then realising it was a book :/

Quote 104

just be awkward and read its ip address out as a full number

like one hundred and ninety two dot onehundred and sixty eight
That'd just be silly!
but something simon would do!
Silly simon
Met a pieman
Going to the fair
Said silly simon, to the pieman, my ip is one hundred and ninety two dot one hundred and sixty eight dot nought dot one
Said the pieman to silly simon, "Fucking weirdo".

Quote 103

Ah, what the hell?! There are bottles of piss exploding all around me!

Quote 102

Demented-Idiot: Dataforce is moaning your name. It's disturbing.
He's yearning for you
I want you so bad!

Quote 101

tbh babies give birth to themselves :P
Well that's one hell of a mental image

Quote 100

im going to bed
* DF|Laptop watches Greboid's anatomy

Quote 99

<@laser> Wait, when did DF get a rack?
<@laser> And how big of one?
<@MD87> When he took those hormone pills. I think it's DD.
<@Dataforce> Over the summer, and 42u
<@laser> I thought DI did
<@laser> Or did you both?
<@Dataforce> both
<@MD87> Dear fucking god that's a mental image I could've lived without

Quote 98

Wait, when did DF get a rack?
And how big of one?
When he took those hormone pills. I think it's DD.