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<MD87> I just remembered!
<MD87> I had a dream a couple of nights ago
<MD87> Dataforce was driving me somewhere, in his car
<MD87> He was explaining that he'd made some modifications to the car
<MD87> And we passed a sign that said something like '[WARNING, CLIFF]', then the car spammed a load of Tcl errors and we drove off the end of a cliff and died

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@Dataforce @laser @MD87 Login to add tags.

<@laser> Wait, when did DF get a rack?
<@laser> And how big of one?
<@MD87> When he took those hormone pills. I think it's DD.
<@Dataforce> Over the summer, and 42u
<@laser> I thought DI did
<@laser> Or did you both?
<@Dataforce> both
<@MD87> Dear fucking god that's a mental image I could've lived without

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<Dataforce> I should install these two cheaper gigabit switches I have sat here
<Dataforce> By cheaper I really mean smaller as they were actually more money

Quote #110. Rating 0.33. Login to rate.

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<Greboid> BACK
<Greboid> mm mmmm, MMMMMMMMM
* Greboid runs off
<MD87> Did Greboid just join, orgasm and run away? That's somewhat worrying
<DF|Work> yes, he did

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<Dataforce> I should install these two cheaper gigabit switches I have sat here
<Dataforce> By cheaper I really mean smaller as they were actually more money

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* Rivernile wonders where demented-idiot is
<Greboid> dead
<Rivernile> haven't seen him at all today
<MD87> He probably got yet another new computer, put it on his desk, then got crushed as the desk collapsed under the combined weight of 27 computers

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<Demented-Idiot> Soo, what do i say when i'm inside this "agency"
<MD87> "Ug, ug ug, simon job want, ug"

Quote #118. Rating 8.49. Login to rate.

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<Dataforce> Hmm, Greg, that Friday song goes well with Simon!
<Greboid> Huh?
<Dataforce> It's Simon, Simon!
<Greboid> ... Gotta get down on Simon‽

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<MD87> Demented-Idiot: Dataforce is moaning your name. It's disturbing.
<MD87> He's yearning for you
<Dataforce> I want you so bad!

Quote #65. Rating 9.5. Login to rate.

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<Dataforce> When ever i think about typing, i look at the keyboard :(
<Dataforce> if i don't think, i'm not sure i do!
<Dataforce> fortunatly, i don't think that often so its ok

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<MD87> You broke my edit page?!
<Greboid> i unbroke it, but it doesnt do anything now
<MD87> So you could say it's still broken?
<Greboid> that ofc makes it unbroken!
<Greboid> fool!
<Greboid> lies, its just not working optimally
<MD87> It's just not working.

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<MD87> How sad would your life be if you had to be woken up by your parents?
<Demented-Idiot> My dad wakes me up most of the time
<MD87> Case in point.

Quote #106. Rating 5.07. Login to rate.

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<laser> What do you want to do with Hinata?
<MD87> Ride it around his room shouting "Yeeehaw!"
<MD87> And/or move it slightly

Quote #90. Rating 6.78. Login to rate.

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<Greboid> i found the best name ever, the father of one of the kids at school is named "Fuk Hing Choo"

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#yourmum @Greboid @MD87 Login to add tags.

<Greboid> wtf is on tv i can watch?
<MD87> Your mum
<MD87> Although I doubt you get the porn channels!
<Greboid> unfortunately not

Quote #42. Rating 7.02. Login to rate.

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<MD87> <Demented-Idiot> I watch softcore cartoon porn because I can't get any. Want to put these plastic ears on for me?

Quote #26. Rating 5.77. Login to rate.

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<MD87> Best mental image ever!
<MD87> Demented-Idiot standing in the middle of tokyo, small japenese people running up to him and slapping him then running off

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* MD87 sets mode: +b Dataforce!*@*
* Dataforce was kicked by MD87 (Reconnect spam - 1 reconnect in 7 days - banned!)
<MD87> Why doesn't /mode #mdbot -b Datafroce work?
<MD87> ...or with !*@*
<MD87> ... ic!
* MD87 sets mode: -b Dataforce!*@*
<MD87> Datafroce sounds cooler
* Dataforce has joined #mdbot
<MD87> Dataforce: You should change your name to Dataforce
<MD87> oh fuck off

Quote #40. Rating -5.77. Login to rate.

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<md87> der god the la
<md87> ...

Quote #54. Rating 6.22. Login to rate.

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* MD87 looks for hoes and money

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<Dataforce> but ppl could dump random things to confuse the toilet :(

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* @M0RHI erects MD87
* @MD87 eyes Greboid

Quote #85. Rating 7.79. Login to rate.

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<MD87> Anyway, I'm going to go to sainsbury's and get some food and ant killer
* MD87 ponders something that kills both food and ants
* MD87 calls his invention "fire", but decides it wouldn't be such a good idea

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