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Quote #11. Rating 2.86. Login to rate.
<@Greboid> might bring xp round tonight
<@THK> nar sok
<@THK> i used the dodgey scratched copy
<@Greboid> heh
<@THK> things randomly dont work :)
<@THK> so its not much different to normal really
<@Greboid> lol
<@THK> nar sok
<@THK> i used the dodgey scratched copy
<@Greboid> heh
<@THK> things randomly dont work :)
<@THK> so its not much different to normal really
<@Greboid> lol
Quote #19. Rating 6.37. Login to rate.
<M0RHI> Does your man have an erection problem?
<M0RHI> Wtf is this advert?
<laser> Targetted?
<M0RHI> Wtf is this advert?
<laser> Targetted?
Quote #59. Rating 6.37. Login to rate.
(5:01:46am) <Dataforce> well, now i feel like a fool! I thought it was afternoon -_-
(5:05:16am) <Dataforce> did wonder why the roads were so dead for 4:30 in the afternoon tho!
(5:05:16am) <Dataforce> did wonder why the roads were so dead for 4:30 in the afternoon tho!
Quote #97. Rating -6.37. Login to rate.
17:14:48 | <@Dataforce> I woke up at 7 yesterday, so its now bed time today
Quote #69. Rating -4.11. Login to rate.
<Greboid> i quite like it both ways
Quote #41. Rating 4.12. Login to rate.
Quote #2. Rating 2.5. Login to rate.
<Dataforce> but ppl could dump random things to confuse the toilet :(
Quote #95. Rating 6.13. Login to rate.
<Dataforce> Awesome spellign as always!
<Dataforce> fuck off
<Dataforce> fuck off
Quote #45. Rating 2.25. Login to rate.
<Greboid> andy says i can eat chicken 'cause its poultry not meat
Quote #67. Rating 3.87. Login to rate.
<Greboid-> lol df + di both suck
<DF|Mobile> Yes i do!
<DF|Mobile> Yes i do!
Quote #111. Rating 4.88. Login to rate.
<Greboid> Playing: The Natural Sounds of the Wilderness - Jamboree
<MD87> Greboid just spent several minutes trying to convince me there was a storm outside my flat he could hear over Skype, because of that ¬_¬
<MD87> Greboid just spent several minutes trying to convince me there was a storm outside my flat he could hear over Skype, because of that ¬_¬
Quote #103. Rating 4.11. Login to rate.
<Greboid> Ah, what the hell?! There are bottles of piss exploding all around me!
Quote #82. Rating 3.87. Login to rate.
<MD87> You slept with Niall?
<Demented-Idiot> unfortunately
<Demented-Idiot> laser- paid me to use my tent
<Demented-Idiot> niall kinda just barged in
<MD87> So, just to make sure I've got it right, laser pays to sleep with you, but you sleep with Niall for free?
<laser-> True love never pays
<Demented-Idiot> unfortunately
<Demented-Idiot> laser- paid me to use my tent
<Demented-Idiot> niall kinda just barged in
<MD87> So, just to make sure I've got it right, laser pays to sleep with you, but you sleep with Niall for free?
<laser-> True love never pays
Quote #51. Rating 3.02. Login to rate.
<Greboid> wtf is on tv i can watch?
<MD87> Your mum
<MD87> Although I doubt you get the porn channels!
<Greboid> unfortunately not
<MD87> Your mum
<MD87> Although I doubt you get the porn channels!
<Greboid> unfortunately not
Quote #71. Rating 1.01. Login to rate.
<MD87> Bastardising an Einstein quote feels so wrong :(
<Dataforce> hmm ?
<MD87> I was going to say "Only two things are infinite, the size of the universe, and simon's stupidity. And I'm not sure about the former." but it feels so wrong
<Demented-Idiot> s/\'s stupidity//!
<MD87> Doesn't match anything
<MD87> And if it did it wouldn't make sense O_o
* Dataforce wonders why simon thinks his own size is infinies
<MD87> Not his size, himself
* Dataforce imagines simon growing infinitely
<Dataforce> that would be scary
<MD87> You imagine simon growing infinitely, and I puzzle over quantifying a person
<MD87> I think I'm more sad :'(
<Dataforce> hmm ?
<MD87> I was going to say "Only two things are infinite, the size of the universe, and simon's stupidity. And I'm not sure about the former." but it feels so wrong
<Demented-Idiot> s/\'s stupidity//!
<MD87> Doesn't match anything
<MD87> And if it did it wouldn't make sense O_o
* Dataforce wonders why simon thinks his own size is infinies
<MD87> Not his size, himself
* Dataforce imagines simon growing infinitely
<Dataforce> that would be scary
<MD87> You imagine simon growing infinitely, and I puzzle over quantifying a person
<MD87> I think I'm more sad :'(
Quote #17. Rating 0.6. Login to rate.
<MD87> http://www.w3schools.com/quiztest/quiztest.asp?qtest=CSS
<MD87> 20/20 in 1:53 o
<Dataforce> meh
<Dataforce> 17/20 in 2 mins
<MD87> Hah! You lose!
<Dataforce> didn't know about text-transform
<Dataforce> and i dont know the order for border-width
<Dataforce> and i clicked the wrong answer for the negative apdding one
<MD87> ¬_¬
<Dataforce> i thought border was top left bottom right
<Dataforce> top right bottom left seems backwards
<MD87> top left bottom right!?
<Dataforce> you know, clockwise..
<Dataforce> erm
<Dataforce> fuck
<MD87> lmfao.
* Dataforce slaps self
<MD87> 20/20 in 1:53 o
<Dataforce> meh
<Dataforce> 17/20 in 2 mins
<MD87> Hah! You lose!
<Dataforce> didn't know about text-transform
<Dataforce> and i dont know the order for border-width
<Dataforce> and i clicked the wrong answer for the negative apdding one
<MD87> ¬_¬
<Dataforce> i thought border was top left bottom right
<Dataforce> top right bottom left seems backwards
<MD87> top left bottom right!?
<Dataforce> you know, clockwise..
<Dataforce> erm
<Dataforce> fuck
<MD87> lmfao.
* Dataforce slaps self
Quote #114. Rating 5.12. Login to rate.
<Demented-Idiot> mm, duplicate plugin errors
<Demented-Idiot> brb restarting client
* Demented-Idiot has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client).
<MD87> ?
* MD87 shakes his head
<Greboid> ...
<MD87> Want to try to convince him he needs an OS restart to fix it?
* Demented-Idiot has joined #DMDirc.
* Demented-Idiot ponders
<Greboid> I think your JVM might be caching files since you're doing a hot restart, maybe restart X?
<Demented-Idiot> cba with that right now
<MD87> Yeah, it has a problem where it keeps file handles open
<Demented-Idiot> can i not just kill the java process?
<MD87> Would retarting X fix it, Greboid? Might need to restart the kernel :\
<Greboid> maybe
<Greboid> I guess its safer just to reboot
...
<Demented-Idiot> brb, going to reboot to see if i can get the plugin to work
<Demented-Idiot> Rebooting linux to fix something just feels.. icky
* +Demented-Idiot (~simon@home.prcentral.co.uk) has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client).
<Demented-Idiot> brb restarting client
* Demented-Idiot has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client).
<MD87> ?
* MD87 shakes his head
<Greboid> ...
<MD87> Want to try to convince him he needs an OS restart to fix it?
* Demented-Idiot has joined #DMDirc.
* Demented-Idiot ponders
<Greboid> I think your JVM might be caching files since you're doing a hot restart, maybe restart X?
<Demented-Idiot> cba with that right now
<MD87> Yeah, it has a problem where it keeps file handles open
<Demented-Idiot> can i not just kill the java process?
<MD87> Would retarting X fix it, Greboid? Might need to restart the kernel :\
<Greboid> maybe
<Greboid> I guess its safer just to reboot
...
<Demented-Idiot> brb, going to reboot to see if i can get the plugin to work
<Demented-Idiot> Rebooting linux to fix something just feels.. icky
* +Demented-Idiot (~simon@home.prcentral.co.uk) has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client).
Quote #110. Rating 2.1. Login to rate.
<Greboid> BACK
<Greboid> mm mmmm, MMMMMMMMM
* Greboid runs off
<MD87> Did Greboid just join, orgasm and run away? That's somewhat worrying
<DF|Work> yes, he did
<Greboid> mm mmmm, MMMMMMMMM
* Greboid runs off
<MD87> Did Greboid just join, orgasm and run away? That's somewhat worrying
<DF|Work> yes, he did
Quote #52. Rating 4.11. Login to rate.
<MD87> I just tried to change the background music in NCIS using the media controls on my G15 :(
Quote #40. Rating -4.1. Login to rate.
<md87> der god the la
<md87> ...
<md87> ...
Quote #8. Rating 6.98. Login to rate.
<MD87> You broke my edit page?!
<Greboid> i unbroke it, but it doesnt do anything now
<MD87> So you could say it's still broken?
<Greboid> that ofc makes it unbroken!
<Greboid> fool!
<Greboid> lies, its just not working optimally
<MD87> It's just not working.
<Greboid> i unbroke it, but it doesnt do anything now
<MD87> So you could say it's still broken?
<Greboid> that ofc makes it unbroken!
<Greboid> fool!
<Greboid> lies, its just not working optimally
<MD87> It's just not working.
Quote #6. Rating 2.87. Login to rate.
<DI-Kirika> wtf do i do with the janitor?
* MD87 hits his head
<MD87> Sick, sick brain :(
* MD87 hits his head
<MD87> Sick, sick brain :(
Quote #80. Rating 2.25. Login to rate.
<Dataforce> its 100Mbit, I'm sure i could overlook gay marraige in exchange!
Quote #93. Rating 6.13. Login to rate.
<MD87> Ohnoes, you've gone idle
<MD87> I must assume that this means a horde of tiny people have infiltrated your room via the extractor fan in the kitchen, and have taken you hostage by firing very small arrows at you repeatedly until you got bored and went to sleep and they then formed a human chain around your arms and legs to restrain you
<MD87> Now they'll have their tiny, wicked way with you!
<Dataforce> sorry, watching 11th hour
<MD87> Oh, or that I guess
<MD87> I must assume that this means a horde of tiny people have infiltrated your room via the extractor fan in the kitchen, and have taken you hostage by firing very small arrows at you repeatedly until you got bored and went to sleep and they then formed a human chain around your arms and legs to restrain you
<MD87> Now they'll have their tiny, wicked way with you!
<Dataforce> sorry, watching 11th hour
<MD87> Oh, or that I guess
Quote #68. Rating 4.11. Login to rate.
<Dataforce`> getting lazy now aint you gerg :P UL4U ?! :P
<MD87> gerg?
<MD87> It's a cross between a greg and a garg!
<MD87> Naked ginger garg = ultimate bad guy
<Greboid-> its damn hard :(:(
<MD87> gerg?
<MD87> It's a cross between a greg and a garg!
<MD87> Naked ginger garg = ultimate bad guy
<Greboid-> its damn hard :(:(