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<Demented-Idiot> mm, duplicate plugin errors
<Demented-Idiot> brb restarting client
* Demented-Idiot has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client).
<MD87> ?
* MD87 shakes his head
<Greboid> ...
<MD87> Want to try to convince him he needs an OS restart to fix it?
* Demented-Idiot has joined #DMDirc.
* Demented-Idiot ponders
<Greboid> I think your JVM might be caching files since you're doing a hot restart, maybe restart X?
<Demented-Idiot> cba with that right now
<MD87> Yeah, it has a problem where it keeps file handles open
<Demented-Idiot> can i not just kill the java process?
<MD87> Would retarting X fix it, Greboid? Might need to restart the kernel :\
<Greboid> maybe
<Greboid> I guess its safer just to reboot
...
<Demented-Idiot> brb, going to reboot to see if i can get the plugin to work
<Demented-Idiot> Rebooting linux to fix something just feels.. icky
* +Demented-Idiot (~simon@home.prcentral.co.uk) has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client).

Quote #113. Rating -1.25. Login to rate.

<MD87> Why do you have a safe?
<Demented-Idiot> It was a present for one of my birthdays
<Demented-Idiot> my sister couldnt think what to get me so bought me a safe

Quote #112. Rating 0.37. Login to rate.

«TOPIC» MD87 Changed the topic on #yourmum to: <3 shane's penis

Quote #111. Rating 4.88. Login to rate.

<Greboid> Playing: The Natural Sounds of the Wilderness - Jamboree
<MD87> Greboid just spent several minutes trying to convince me there was a storm outside my flat he could hear over Skype, because of that ¬_¬

Quote #110. Rating 2.1. Login to rate.

<Greboid> BACK
<Greboid> mm mmmm, MMMMMMMMM
* Greboid runs off
<MD87> Did Greboid just join, orgasm and run away? That's somewhat worrying
<DF|Work> yes, he did

Quote #109. Rating 4.96. Login to rate.

<MD87> How sad would your life be if you had to be woken up by your parents?
<Demented-Idiot> My dad wakes me up most of the time
<MD87> Case in point.

Quote #108. Rating 3.47. Login to rate.

<Demented-Idiot> So when did Google take over youtube then?

Quote #107. Rating 6.98. Login to rate.

* Dataforce wonders how drunk he would need to get simon to get him to try this new game
<Greboid> not very
<Greboid> he seems like a stupid drunk
<Dataforce> 1 shot should do it!
<MD87> s/a|drunk//
<MD87> s/like// :(
<Greboid> lol
<MD87> s/\s+/ /g
<MD87> Worst insult ever.

Quote #106. Rating 5.12. Login to rate.

Quote #105. Rating 5.12. Login to rate.

<@MD87> I keep wondering where the tv show I have paused is, then realising it was a book :/

Quote #104. Rating 4.48. Login to rate.

<DI-Web> just be awkward and read its ip address out as a full number
<DI-Web> like one hundred and ninety two dot onehundred and sixty eight
<Chris|work> That'd just be silly!
<DF|Work> but something simon would do!
<Chris|work> Silly simon
<Chris|work> Met a pieman
<Chris|work> Going to the fair
<Chris|work> Said silly simon, to the pieman, my ip is one hundred and ninety two dot one hundred and sixty eight dot nought dot one
<Chris|work> Said the pieman to silly simon, "Fucking weirdo".

Quote #103. Rating 4.11. Login to rate.

<Greboid> Ah, what the hell?! There are bottles of piss exploding all around me!

Quote #102. Rating 3.47. Login to rate.

<MD87> Demented-Idiot: Dataforce is moaning your name. It's disturbing.
<MD87> He's yearning for you
<Dataforce> I want you so bad!

Quote #101. Rating 5.97. Login to rate.

<Greboid> tbh babies give birth to themselves :P
<MD87> Well that's one hell of a mental image

Quote #100. Rating 6.98. Login to rate.

<Greboid> im going to bed
* DF|Laptop watches Greboid's anatomy

Quote #99. Rating 2.87. Login to rate.

<@laser> Wait, when did DF get a rack?
<@laser> And how big of one?
<@MD87> When he took those hormone pills. I think it's DD.
<@Dataforce> Over the summer, and 42u
<@laser> I thought DI did
<@laser> Or did you both?
<@Dataforce> both
<@MD87> Dear fucking god that's a mental image I could've lived without

Quote #98. Rating 5.12. Login to rate.

<laser> Wait, when did DF get a rack?
<laser> And how big of one?
<MD87> When he took those hormone pills. I think it's DD.

Quote #97. Rating -6.37. Login to rate.

17:14:48 | <@Dataforce> I woke up at 7 yesterday, so its now bed time today

Quote #96. Rating 2.02. Login to rate.

<Demented-Idiot> If i could travel back in time and slap myself, i would

Quote #95. Rating 6.13. Login to rate.

<Dataforce> Awesome spellign as always!
<Dataforce> fuck off

Quote #94. Rating 6.13. Login to rate.

<MD87> lol "Could ma CPU getting hot cause this?"
<MD87> "Ok, ive downloaded a program that uses the thermometors on ma mother board to get the temp of my cpu"
<Demented-Idiot> lol
<Demented-Idiot> Who is that
<MD87> You.

Quote #93. Rating 6.13. Login to rate.

<MD87> Ohnoes, you've gone idle
<MD87> I must assume that this means a horde of tiny people have infiltrated your room via the extractor fan in the kitchen, and have taken you hostage by firing very small arrows at you repeatedly until you got bored and went to sleep and they then formed a human chain around your arms and legs to restrain you
<MD87> Now they'll have their tiny, wicked way with you!
<Dataforce> sorry, watching 11th hour
<MD87> Oh, or that I guess

Quote #92. Rating 5.12. Login to rate.

<MD87> You went splat then there was fluid everywhere and a naked Greboid!

Quote #91. Rating 0.4. Login to rate.

<Dataforce> then when we arrived home, we were sober
<DI-Laptop> so slept
<Dataforce> separately!
...
<DI-Laptop> MD87: does Dataforce suck?
<Dataforce> no!
<MD87> You tell me.
<DI-Laptop> he doees]

Quote #90. Rating 5.12. Login to rate.

<Greboid> i found the best name ever, the father of one of the kids at school is named "Fuk Hing Choo"