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<Dataforce> I should install these two cheaper gigabit switches I have sat here
<Dataforce> By cheaper I really mean smaller as they were actually more money

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<Dataforce> I should install these two cheaper gigabit switches I have sat here
<Dataforce> By cheaper I really mean smaller as they were actually more money

Quote #118. Rating 8.49. Login to rate.

#music @Dataforce @Greboid Login to add tags.

<Dataforce> Hmm, Greg, that Friday song goes well with Simon!
<Greboid> Huh?
<Dataforce> It's Simon, Simon!
<Greboid> ... Gotta get down on Simon‽

Quote #117. Rating -1.48. Login to rate.

@Demented-Idiot Login to add tags.

<Demented-Idiot> That reminds me of the time I almost shit myself when walking past a bird

Quote #116. Rating 7.58. Login to rate.

@Dataforce @Demented-Idiot @Greboid @MD87 Login to add tags.

<MD87> :D
<Greboid> :D
<Dataforce> :D
<Demented-Idiot> :(
<Dataforce> :D
<Greboid> :D
<MD87> :D

Quote #115. Rating 7.58. Login to rate.

@Dataforce @MD87 Login to add tags.

<MD87> Why am I not tired? :(
<Dataforce> cos you suck!
<Dataforce> and cos you suck so much, I'm leaving now!
<MD87> You don't like me sucking?
<MD87> But I didn't even charge :(
<MD87> ?!?
<MD87> I randomly reread that and choked on my hot chocolate

Quote #114. Rating 7.02. Login to rate.

@Demented-Idiot @Greboid @MD87 Login to add tags.

<Demented-Idiot> mm, duplicate plugin errors
<Demented-Idiot> brb restarting client
* Demented-Idiot has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client).
<MD87> ?
* MD87 shakes his head
<Greboid> ...
<MD87> Want to try to convince him he needs an OS restart to fix it?
* Demented-Idiot has joined #DMDirc.
* Demented-Idiot ponders
<Greboid> I think your JVM might be caching files since you're doing a hot restart, maybe restart X?
<Demented-Idiot> cba with that right now
<MD87> Yeah, it has a problem where it keeps file handles open
<Demented-Idiot> can i not just kill the java process?
<MD87> Would retarting X fix it, Greboid? Might need to restart the kernel :\
<Greboid> maybe
<Greboid> I guess its safer just to reboot
...
<Demented-Idiot> brb, going to reboot to see if i can get the plugin to work
<Demented-Idiot> Rebooting linux to fix something just feels.. icky
* +Demented-Idiot (~simon@home.prcentral.co.uk) has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client).

Quote #113. Rating 0.47. Login to rate.

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<MD87> Why do you have a safe?
<Demented-Idiot> It was a present for one of my birthdays
<Demented-Idiot> my sister couldnt think what to get me so bought me a safe

Quote #112. Rating 0.56. Login to rate.

#yourmum @MD87 Login to add tags.

«TOPIC» MD87 Changed the topic on #yourmum to: <3 shane's penis

Quote #111. Rating 8.26. Login to rate.

#music @Greboid @MD87 Login to add tags.

<Greboid> Playing: The Natural Sounds of the Wilderness - Jamboree
<MD87> Greboid just spent several minutes trying to convince me there was a storm outside my flat he could hear over Skype, because of that ¬_¬

Quote #110. Rating 0.33. Login to rate.

@DF|Work @Greboid @MD87 Login to add tags.

<Greboid> BACK
<Greboid> mm mmmm, MMMMMMMMM
* Greboid runs off
<MD87> Did Greboid just join, orgasm and run away? That's somewhat worrying
<DF|Work> yes, he did

Quote #109. Rating 5.77. Login to rate.

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<MD87> How sad would your life be if you had to be woken up by your parents?
<Demented-Idiot> My dad wakes me up most of the time
<MD87> Case in point.

Quote #108. Rating 4.53. Login to rate.

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<Demented-Idiot> So when did Google take over youtube then?

Quote #107. Rating 8.03. Login to rate.

#regex @Dataforce @Greboid @MD87 Login to add tags.

* Dataforce wonders how drunk he would need to get simon to get him to try this new game
<Greboid> not very
<Greboid> he seems like a stupid drunk
<Dataforce> 1 shot should do it!
<MD87> s/a|drunk//
<MD87> s/like// :(
<Greboid> lol
<MD87> s/\s+/ /g
<MD87> Worst insult ever.

Quote #106. Rating 5.07. Login to rate.

@DF|Soren @MD87 Login to add tags.

Quote #105. Rating 5.07. Login to rate.

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<@MD87> I keep wondering where the tv show I have paused is, then realising it was a book :/

Quote #104. Rating 5.3. Login to rate.

@Chris|work @DF|Work @DI-Web Login to add tags.

<DI-Web> just be awkward and read its ip address out as a full number
<DI-Web> like one hundred and ninety two dot onehundred and sixty eight
<Chris|work> That'd just be silly!
<DF|Work> but something simon would do!
<Chris|work> Silly simon
<Chris|work> Met a pieman
<Chris|work> Going to the fair
<Chris|work> Said silly simon, to the pieman, my ip is one hundred and ninety two dot one hundred and sixty eight dot nought dot one
<Chris|work> Said the pieman to silly simon, "Fucking weirdo".

Quote #103. Rating 5.77. Login to rate.

@Greboid Login to add tags.

<Greboid> Ah, what the hell?! There are bottles of piss exploding all around me!

Quote #102. Rating 5.09. Login to rate.

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<MD87> Demented-Idiot: Dataforce is moaning your name. It's disturbing.
<MD87> He's yearning for you
<Dataforce> I want you so bad!

Quote #101. Rating 6.78. Login to rate.

@Greboid @MD87 Login to add tags.

<Greboid> tbh babies give birth to themselves :P
<MD87> Well that's one hell of a mental image

Quote #100. Rating 9.5. Login to rate.

@DF|Laptop @Greboid Login to add tags.

<Greboid> im going to bed
* DF|Laptop watches Greboid's anatomy

Quote #99. Rating 2.82. Login to rate.

@Dataforce @laser @MD87 Login to add tags.

<@laser> Wait, when did DF get a rack?
<@laser> And how big of one?
<@MD87> When he took those hormone pills. I think it's DD.
<@Dataforce> Over the summer, and 42u
<@laser> I thought DI did
<@laser> Or did you both?
<@Dataforce> both
<@MD87> Dear fucking god that's a mental image I could've lived without

Quote #98. Rating 8.49. Login to rate.

@laser @MD87 Login to add tags.

<laser> Wait, when did DF get a rack?
<laser> And how big of one?
<MD87> When he took those hormone pills. I think it's DD.