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<MD87> Best mental image ever!
<MD87> Demented-Idiot standing in the middle of tokyo, small japenese people running up to him and slapping him then running off

Quote #27. Rating 4.1. Login to rate.

<Greboid> MY WINDOW IS NOT A MIRROR
<Greboid> GOD DAMMIT!
<Greboid> why am i not naked?

Quote #28. Rating 5.12. Login to rate.

<DI-Tsukasa> Hmm if only this ups didnt keel over when the power die's it would have been a good spend

Quote #29. Rating -3.87. Login to rate.

<Demented-Idiot> hmm!
<Demented-Idiot> i have sheep shit on my leg :(

Quote #30. Rating -2.26. Login to rate.

* Demented-Idiot bats MD87 and Greboid accross their heads repeatedly rendering them unconcious
* MD87 is thankful he's still conscious, even if he's not concious
* MD87 repeatedly kicks Demented-Idiot in the balls before he corrects his mistake
* Demented-Idiot also bats MD87 and Greboid across the head rendering them both unconscious as he has no balls

Quote #31. Rating 3.1. Login to rate.

<laser> God, customers in Doncaster (the ones that speak English) are as thick as thuck

Quote #32. Rating 0.61. Login to rate.

<Demented-Idiot> phear teh puff
<Dataforce> who, you ?

Quote #33. Rating 0.37. Login to rate.

<MM0RHI> She's about 5' tall, blonde hair, quiet
<laser> Heh, blonde, ofc :P
<Dataforce> blonde as in shes gonna dye it blue ?
<MM0RHI> Fuck you.
<laser> MM0RHI: Wrong window.

Quote #34. Rating 1.85. Login to rate.

<@MD87> Just spent an hour or so cutting up logs \o/
<@Greboid> pff :P
<@Greboid> irl?
<@Greboid> or text file logs :D

Quote #35. Rating 3.87. Login to rate.

<MD87> I just remembered!
<MD87> I had a dream a couple of nights ago
<MD87> Dataforce was driving me somewhere, in his car
<MD87> He was explaining that he'd made some modifications to the car
<MD87> And we passed a sign that said something like '[WARNING, CLIFF]', then the car spammed a load of Tcl errors and we drove off the end of a cliff and died

Quote #36. Rating 3.1. Login to rate.

<Zarik> Greboid
<Zarik> u lub me :/
<Greboid> i love you like a cactus up the ass

Quote #37. Rating 1.85. Login to rate.

<laser> My Dad's gone to a conference about how to make tonnes of money about investing in property. I told him it's a rip off.
<laser> He's going to come home and tell us he's sold the house or summat daft, I just know it.

Quote #38. Rating -4.11. Login to rate.

<MD87> "You become sexually aroused in MY body!"

Quote #39. Rating 4.72. Login to rate.

<MD87> gxine stopped responding when I accidentally opened the dvd tray and stopped it ejecting, as soon as it stopped and I tried to close it, ubuntu pops up a dialog offering to wait or to force close
<MD87> I force close and it's gone, instantly
<MD87> It's like what windows does, only it works rather than hanging!

Quote #40. Rating -4.1. Login to rate.

<md87> der god the la
<md87> ...

Quote #41. Rating 4.12. Login to rate.

Quote #42. Rating 5.11. Login to rate.

<MD87> <Demented-Idiot> I watch softcore cartoon porn because I can't get any. Want to put these plastic ears on for me?

Quote #43. Rating 5.12. Login to rate.

<Greboid> the attendant came in and watched me for 10 minutes after the advert
<Greboid> i think they heard my warez boastings
<Demented-Idiot> rofl
<Demented-Idiot> what did you say?
<Greboid> none of the 600 films i've downloaded int he past year or so have ever looked like that, im sure even the ones you buy in arabia dont look like that, when will they learn piracy is the future!
<Greboid> or something to that effect

Quote #44. Rating 6.13. Login to rate.

<Greboid> answering the door and saying "AHOY!! YE BE INTERUPPTING ME PILLAGING! YE BETTER HAVE A GOOD REASONS YE BILGE RAT!" made him mutter something under his breath and walk off

Quote #45. Rating 2.25. Login to rate.

<Greboid> andy says i can eat chicken 'cause its poultry not meat

Quote #46. Rating 1.01. Login to rate.

Demented-Idiot is streaming: (Mini Moni - Telephone Ring! Ring! Ring!.nsv) Streaming From: (jpopsuki tv!)
<Demented-Idiot> god help me
<Greboid> <Demented-Idiot> god help me <-- god stopped listening to you after you started listneing to that

Quote #47. Rating 3.5. Login to rate.

<MD87> We were leaving a station, the doors half closed and opened again (someone was blocking them somewhere), the driver said "Mind the doors, please", they half closed and opened again, "Mind the closing doors", they did it again, "To the person in carriage 4: the doors repeatedly hitting your head means that you need to move further into the carriage."

Quote #48. Rating 4.95. Login to rate.

<Dataforce> fuck me, my left eye is really hurting, for no reason
<MD87> Why would we fuck you because of that?
* MD87 imagines df using that as a chatup line
<MD87> (walks up to girl in pub) "My left eye is realyl hurting for no reason, wanna fuck me?"

Quote #49. Rating 5.73. Login to rate.

<dataforce`> hmm
<dataforce`> i appear to have a can stuck in my mouth
<dataforce`> it hurts

Quote #50. Rating -1.25. Login to rate.

<MD87> Holy fuck
<MD87> I just thought my coat was a person

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