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Quote #1. Rating 6.37. Login to rate.

<MD87> fudge rocks
<Zipplet> :D
* MD87 mourns the loss of his fudge
<Zipplet> hmm?
<MD87> Well, loss is the wrong word. I didn't lose it. I ate it.
* MD87 still mourns :(

Quote #2. Rating 2.5. Login to rate.

<Dataforce> but ppl could dump random things to confuse the toilet :(

Quote #3. Rating 4.11. Login to rate.

<Greboid> my dissertation is overdue, got 5 other assignmets due in in the next 2 weeks, and exams
<Greboid> time to work on jideot \o/

Quote #4. Rating 6.37. Login to rate.

<Dataforce> the command "showtrace" should make it give you a load of debug stuff
* Greboid Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
<Dataforce> alternatively, it could cause the bnc to crash completely

Quote #5. Rating 0.63. Login to rate.

<laser> OMG I'm a genious

Quote #6. Rating 2.87. Login to rate.

<DI-Kirika> wtf do i do with the janitor?
* MD87 hits his head
<MD87> Sick, sick brain :(

Quote #7. Rating 4.12. Login to rate.

<MD87> qwereteyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<MD87> wehea
<MD87> BEleh
<MD87> fucking keyboard
<Greboid-w> Lol
* MD87 decides to take all the keys off to get the dirt out
<MD87|Caduceus> Fuck
<MD87|Caduceus> Just catapulted the hyphen key across the room
<MD87|Caduceus> brb

Quote #8. Rating 6.98. Login to rate.

<MD87> You broke my edit page?!
<Greboid> i unbroke it, but it doesnt do anything now
<MD87> So you could say it's still broken?
<Greboid> that ofc makes it unbroken!
<Greboid> fool!
<Greboid> lies, its just not working optimally
<MD87> It's just not working.

Quote #9. Rating 5.97. Login to rate.

<Greboid> lmao :(:(
<Greboid> just tried to chase a moth out the window
<Greboid> bastard tricked me!
<Greboid> now i lost some shower gel out the window :(

Quote #10. Rating 5.12. Login to rate.

* MD87 reads the 10 page instruction manual that details how to fit the black bezel to the dvd drive
<MD87> Ooh
<MD87> You get a cool tool to force the drive to eject
<MD87> Like a bent paperclip, only, erm, exactly the same!

Quote #11. Rating 2.86. Login to rate.

<@Greboid> might bring xp round tonight
<@THK> nar sok
<@THK> i used the dodgey scratched copy
<@Greboid> heh
<@THK> things randomly dont work :)
<@THK> so its not much different to normal really
<@Greboid> lol

Quote #12. Rating -0.64. Login to rate.

<Greboid> i just ahve an uber thick switchbar :/
<MD87> You have Demented-Idiot as your switchbar? :o
<Greboid> yea
<Greboid> he has some uses

Quote #13. Rating 2.87. Login to rate.

* @M0RHI erects MD87
* @MD87 eyes Greboid

Quote #14. Rating 1.25. Login to rate.

<Greboid> why do you sound fucked on the vent tonight?
<DI-Kirika> new mic
<Greboid> ic
<Greboid> its worse :D
<DI-Kirika> tis a cool mic tho
<DI-Kirika> can bend it round my screen :D
<Greboid> 'cept it sounds like your speaking thru a sock
* MD87 misread 'sock' :/

Quote #15. Rating 2.63. Login to rate.

<Dataforce> Young man!
<Dataforce> Y
<Dataforce> M
<Dataforce> C
<Dataforce> A
<MD87> \o/ ^o^ (o. /o\
...
<MD87> I did *Not* just do the YMCA on IRC.

Quote #16. Rating 1.62. Login to rate.

* Rivernile wonders where demented-idiot is
<Greboid> dead
<Rivernile> haven't seen him at all today
<MD87> He probably got yet another new computer, put it on his desk, then got crushed as the desk collapsed under the combined weight of 27 computers

Quote #17. Rating 0.6. Login to rate.

<MD87> http://www.w3schools.com/quiztest/quiztest.asp?qtest=CSS
<MD87> 20/20 in 1:53 o
<Dataforce> meh
<Dataforce> 17/20 in 2 mins
<MD87> Hah! You lose!
<Dataforce> didn't know about text-transform
<Dataforce> and i dont know the order for border-width
<Dataforce> and i clicked the wrong answer for the negative apdding one
<MD87> ¬_¬
<Dataforce> i thought border was top left bottom right
<Dataforce> top right bottom left seems backwards
<MD87> top left bottom right!?
<Dataforce> you know, clockwise..
<Dataforce> erm
<Dataforce> fuck
<MD87> lmfao.
* Dataforce slaps self

Quote #18. Rating 1.62. Login to rate.

* MD87 sets mode: +b Dataforce!*@*
* Dataforce was kicked by MD87 (Reconnect spam - 1 reconnect in 7 days - banned!)
<MD87> Why doesn't /mode #mdbot -b Datafroce work?
<MD87> ...or with !*@*
<MD87> ... ic!
* MD87 sets mode: -b Dataforce!*@*
<MD87> Datafroce sounds cooler
* Dataforce has joined #mdbot
<MD87> Dataforce: You should change your name to Dataforce
<MD87> oh fuck off

Quote #19. Rating 6.37. Login to rate.

<M0RHI> Does your man have an erection problem?
<M0RHI> Wtf is this advert?
<laser> Targetted?

Quote #20. Rating 2.67. Login to rate.

<MD87> ~php $reg = '/^\((?:[^()]|(?R))+\)$/'; echo preg_match($reg, '(((moo)))'); echo preg_match($reg, '((((moo)))');
* Demented-Idiot tries to parse that regex
* Zipplet returned error: unknown syntax
* MD87 takes cover as he doesn't want to be covered in brain when Demented-Idiot's head explodes

Quote #21. Rating 2.02. Login to rate.

<Demented-Idiot> i am usually quite awake when i sleep

Quote #22. Rating 2.82. Login to rate.

<M0RHI> None of my friends ever ask me to buy v1agara
<Dataforce> your still get v1agra ? I'm getting "V 1 < A G ^ R & A" these days
<MD87> They're tailoring spam to match your MSN nick? :IO

Quote #23. Rating -0.65. Login to rate.

<Zipplet> hmm I'm not really sexually frustrated
<Zipplet> im just lonely :(

Quote #24. Rating -0.65. Login to rate.

<Demented-Idiot> i just have random dreams of Niall being shot by MD; Dataforce and I are rushing around trying to get him to a hospital before MD finds us :(

Quote #25. Rating 4.12. Login to rate.

<laser> What do you want to do with Hinata?
<MD87> Ride it around his room shouting "Yeeehaw!"
<MD87> And/or move it slightly
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