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<MD87> You broke my edit page?!
<Greboid> i unbroke it, but it doesnt do anything now
<MD87> So you could say it's still broken?
<Greboid> that ofc makes it unbroken!
<Greboid> fool!
<Greboid> lies, its just not working optimally
<MD87> It's just not working.

Quote #66. Rating 6.98. Login to rate.

<MD87> So what's FaNg-T?
<|FaNg-T|andy912> source clan
<Rivernile> a collection of noobs in other words
<MD87> Nah, we call that Scotland

Quote #77. Rating 6.98. Login to rate.

<MD87> So how do you start covering letters that aren't letters or e-mails, just a random textarea?
<MD87> "Dear sir/madam" seems overly formal for a textarea :(
<Demented-Idiot> who will you be addressing it to?
<MD87> Knowing Google, a bunch of algorithms? :p
<Greboid> lol
<Demented-Idiot> heh, Dear google?
<Demented-Idiot> sounds silly tho
<Greboid> Dear Google AI, i know you're reading this!
<Greboid> could even go topical!
<Greboid> Dear Google AI, i know you're reading this! Is the cake really a lie?

Quote #78. Rating 6.98. Login to rate.

[10:20:54] <Demented-Idiot> scrin are too overpowered imo
[10:21:11] <Demented-Idiot> i was gdi twice against a hard, medium and an easy and i lost both times
[10:21:17] <Demented-Idiot> when i was scrin i won :D
[10:21:28] <MD87> Or maybe you suck at playing GDI?
[10:21:30] <Dataforce> maybe you just suck as GDI ?
[10:21:35] * MD87 high fives Dataforce
[10:21:36] * Dataforce high fives MD87
[10:21:46] <Demented-Idiot> thats just creepy

Quote #85. Rating 6.98. Login to rate.

<MD87> Anyway, I'm going to go to sainsbury's and get some food and ant killer
* MD87 ponders something that kills both food and ants
* MD87 calls his invention "fire", but decides it wouldn't be such a good idea

Quote #100. Rating 6.98. Login to rate.

<Greboid> im going to bed
* DF|Laptop watches Greboid's anatomy

Quote #107. Rating 6.98. Login to rate.

* Dataforce wonders how drunk he would need to get simon to get him to try this new game
<Greboid> not very
<Greboid> he seems like a stupid drunk
<Dataforce> 1 shot should do it!
<MD87> s/a|drunk//
<MD87> s/like// :(
<Greboid> lol
<MD87> s/\s+/ /g
<MD87> Worst insult ever.

Quote #72. Rating 6.97. Login to rate.

<T0mo> dont be so harsh on niall
<T0mo> he is just so far in his closet he is in narnia
<T0mo> :P
<Rivernile> yeah, listen to andy, bitches!

Quote #1. Rating 6.37. Login to rate.

<MD87> fudge rocks
<Zipplet> :D
* MD87 mourns the loss of his fudge
<Zipplet> hmm?
<MD87> Well, loss is the wrong word. I didn't lose it. I ate it.
* MD87 still mourns :(

Quote #4. Rating 6.37. Login to rate.

<Dataforce> the command "showtrace" should make it give you a load of debug stuff
* Greboid Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
<Dataforce> alternatively, it could cause the bnc to crash completely

Quote #19. Rating 6.37. Login to rate.

<M0RHI> Does your man have an erection problem?
<M0RHI> Wtf is this advert?
<laser> Targetted?

Quote #59. Rating 6.37. Login to rate.

(5:01:46am) <Dataforce> well, now i feel like a fool! I thought it was afternoon -_-
(5:05:16am) <Dataforce> did wonder why the roads were so dead for 4:30 in the afternoon tho!

Quote #81. Rating 6.37. Login to rate.

<laser> lol, I was just giving my friend my postcode over the phone
<laser> So I go "OX3 9D"
<laser> And he goes "are you giving me your postcode in hex or something?"

Quote #65. Rating 6.13. Login to rate.

<Dataforce> When ever i think about typing, i look at the keyboard :(
<Dataforce> if i don't think, i'm not sure i do!
<Dataforce> fortunatly, i don't think that often so its ok

Quote #44. Rating 6.13. Login to rate.

<Greboid> answering the door and saying "AHOY!! YE BE INTERUPPTING ME PILLAGING! YE BETTER HAVE A GOOD REASONS YE BILGE RAT!" made him mutter something under his breath and walk off

Quote #73. Rating 6.13. Login to rate.

<Zipplet> lou always makes me feel so good ^_^
<Zipplet> she wouldn't stop going "oooh"

Quote #75. Rating 6.13. Login to rate.

<Greboid> might be walking to a shop tomorrow! o/
<laser> :O
<laser> Your life is full of more and more wonderful things

Quote #89. Rating 6.13. Login to rate.

<Greboid> rofl, the leaflet deliver things im crazy, i just chased him down to next doors wearing nothing but a dressing gown demanding he take his leaflet back
<Greboid> come to think of it, i probably am crazy

Quote #93. Rating 6.13. Login to rate.

<MD87> Ohnoes, you've gone idle
<MD87> I must assume that this means a horde of tiny people have infiltrated your room via the extractor fan in the kitchen, and have taken you hostage by firing very small arrows at you repeatedly until you got bored and went to sleep and they then formed a human chain around your arms and legs to restrain you
<MD87> Now they'll have their tiny, wicked way with you!
<Dataforce> sorry, watching 11th hour
<MD87> Oh, or that I guess

Quote #94. Rating 6.13. Login to rate.

<MD87> lol "Could ma CPU getting hot cause this?"
<MD87> "Ok, ive downloaded a program that uses the thermometors on ma mother board to get the temp of my cpu"
<Demented-Idiot> lol
<Demented-Idiot> Who is that
<MD87> You.

Quote #95. Rating 6.13. Login to rate.

<Dataforce> Awesome spellign as always!
<Dataforce> fuck off

Quote #101. Rating 5.97. Login to rate.

<Greboid> tbh babies give birth to themselves :P
<MD87> Well that's one hell of a mental image

Quote #9. Rating 5.97. Login to rate.

<Greboid> lmao :(:(
<Greboid> just tried to chase a moth out the window
<Greboid> bastard tricked me!
<Greboid> now i lost some shower gel out the window :(

Quote #49. Rating 5.73. Login to rate.

<dataforce`> hmm
<dataforce`> i appear to have a can stuck in my mouth
<dataforce`> it hurts

Quote #10. Rating 5.12. Login to rate.

* MD87 reads the 10 page instruction manual that details how to fit the black bezel to the dvd drive
<MD87> Ooh
<MD87> You get a cool tool to force the drive to eject
<MD87> Like a bent paperclip, only, erm, exactly the same!