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Quote #59. Rating 9.5. Login to rate.

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(5:01:46am) <Dataforce> well, now i feel like a fool! I thought it was afternoon -_-
(5:05:16am) <Dataforce> did wonder why the roads were so dead for 4:30 in the afternoon tho!

Quote #65. Rating 9.5. Login to rate.

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<Dataforce> When ever i think about typing, i look at the keyboard :(
<Dataforce> if i don't think, i'm not sure i do!
<Dataforce> fortunatly, i don't think that often so its ok

Quote #66. Rating 9.5. Login to rate.

@MD87 @Rivernile @|FaNg-T|andy912 Login to add tags.

<MD87> So what's FaNg-T?
<|FaNg-T|andy912> source clan
<Rivernile> a collection of noobs in other words
<MD87> Nah, we call that Scotland

Quote #75. Rating 9.5. Login to rate.

@Greboid @laser Login to add tags.

<Greboid> might be walking to a shop tomorrow! o/
<laser> :O
<laser> Your life is full of more and more wonderful things

Quote #89. Rating 9.5. Login to rate.

#crazy @Greboid Login to add tags.

<Greboid> rofl, the leaflet deliver things im crazy, i just chased him down to next doors wearing nothing but a dressing gown demanding he take his leaflet back
<Greboid> come to think of it, i probably am crazy

Quote #93. Rating 9.5. Login to rate.

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<MD87> Ohnoes, you've gone idle
<MD87> I must assume that this means a horde of tiny people have infiltrated your room via the extractor fan in the kitchen, and have taken you hostage by firing very small arrows at you repeatedly until you got bored and went to sleep and they then formed a human chain around your arms and legs to restrain you
<MD87> Now they'll have their tiny, wicked way with you!
<Dataforce> sorry, watching 11th hour
<MD87> Oh, or that I guess

Quote #94. Rating 9.5. Login to rate.

@Demented-Idiot @MD87 Login to add tags.

<MD87> lol "Could ma CPU getting hot cause this?"
<MD87> "Ok, ive downloaded a program that uses the thermometors on ma mother board to get the temp of my cpu"
<Demented-Idiot> lol
<Demented-Idiot> Who is that
<MD87> You.

Quote #95. Rating 9.5. Login to rate.

#dfsux #irony #spelling @Dataforce Login to add tags.

<Dataforce> Awesome spellign as always!
<Dataforce> fuck off

Quote #100. Rating 9.5. Login to rate.

@DF|Laptop @Greboid Login to add tags.

<Greboid> im going to bed
* DF|Laptop watches Greboid's anatomy

Quote #1. Rating 8.59. Login to rate.

@MD87 @Zipplet Login to add tags.

<MD87> fudge rocks
<Zipplet> :D
* MD87 mourns the loss of his fudge
<Zipplet> hmm?
<MD87> Well, loss is the wrong word. I didn't lose it. I ate it.
* MD87 still mourns :(

Quote #4. Rating 8.59. Login to rate.

#dfsux @Dataforce @Greboid Login to add tags.

<Dataforce> the command "showtrace" should make it give you a load of debug stuff
* Greboid Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
<Dataforce> alternatively, it could cause the bnc to crash completely

Quote #8. Rating 8.59. Login to rate.

@Greboid @MD87 Login to add tags.

<MD87> You broke my edit page?!
<Greboid> i unbroke it, but it doesnt do anything now
<MD87> So you could say it's still broken?
<Greboid> that ofc makes it unbroken!
<Greboid> fool!
<Greboid> lies, its just not working optimally
<MD87> It's just not working.

Quote #19. Rating 8.59. Login to rate.

@laser @M0RHI Login to add tags.

<M0RHI> Does your man have an erection problem?
<M0RHI> Wtf is this advert?
<laser> Targetted?

Quote #73. Rating 8.59. Login to rate.

@Zipplet Login to add tags.

<Zipplet> lou always makes me feel so good ^_^
<Zipplet> she wouldn't stop going "oooh"

Quote #92. Rating 8.49. Login to rate.

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<MD87> You went splat then there was fluid everywhere and a naked Greboid!

Quote #98. Rating 8.49. Login to rate.

@laser @MD87 Login to add tags.

<laser> Wait, when did DF get a rack?
<laser> And how big of one?
<MD87> When he took those hormone pills. I think it's DD.

Quote #118. Rating 8.49. Login to rate.

#music @Dataforce @Greboid Login to add tags.

<Dataforce> Hmm, Greg, that Friday song goes well with Simon!
<Greboid> Huh?
<Dataforce> It's Simon, Simon!
<Greboid> ... Gotta get down on Simon‽

Quote #28. Rating 8.26. Login to rate.

@DI-Tsukasa Login to add tags.

<DI-Tsukasa> Hmm if only this ups didnt keel over when the power die's it would have been a good spend

Quote #64. Rating 8.26. Login to rate.

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<Dataforce> i need a keyboard shortcut to launch a konsole i think
...
<Dataforce> rar!
<Dataforce> ctrl+\ = new konsole window!
<Dataforce> i forget why i needed my konsole now

Quote #111. Rating 8.26. Login to rate.

#music @Greboid @MD87 Login to add tags.

<Greboid> Playing: The Natural Sounds of the Wilderness - Jamboree
<MD87> Greboid just spent several minutes trying to convince me there was a storm outside my flat he could hear over Skype, because of that ¬_¬

Quote #44. Rating 8.03. Login to rate.

#pirate @Greboid Login to add tags.

<Greboid> answering the door and saying "AHOY!! YE BE INTERUPPTING ME PILLAGING! YE BETTER HAVE A GOOD REASONS YE BILGE RAT!" made him mutter something under his breath and walk off

Quote #107. Rating 8.03. Login to rate.

#regex @Dataforce @Greboid @MD87 Login to add tags.

* Dataforce wonders how drunk he would need to get simon to get him to try this new game
<Greboid> not very
<Greboid> he seems like a stupid drunk
<Dataforce> 1 shot should do it!
<MD87> s/a|drunk//
<MD87> s/like// :(
<Greboid> lol
<MD87> s/\s+/ /g
<MD87> Worst insult ever.

Quote #77. Rating 7.79. Login to rate.

@Demented-Idiot @Greboid @MD87 Login to add tags.

<MD87> So how do you start covering letters that aren't letters or e-mails, just a random textarea?
<MD87> "Dear sir/madam" seems overly formal for a textarea :(
<Demented-Idiot> who will you be addressing it to?
<MD87> Knowing Google, a bunch of algorithms? :p
<Greboid> lol
<Demented-Idiot> heh, Dear google?
<Demented-Idiot> sounds silly tho
<Greboid> Dear Google AI, i know you're reading this!
<Greboid> could even go topical!
<Greboid> Dear Google AI, i know you're reading this! Is the cake really a lie?

Quote #78. Rating 7.79. Login to rate.

@Dataforce @Demented-Idiot @MD87 Login to add tags.

[10:20:54] <Demented-Idiot> scrin are too overpowered imo
[10:21:11] <Demented-Idiot> i was gdi twice against a hard, medium and an easy and i lost both times
[10:21:17] <Demented-Idiot> when i was scrin i won :D
[10:21:28] <MD87> Or maybe you suck at playing GDI?
[10:21:30] <Dataforce> maybe you just suck as GDI ?
[10:21:35] * MD87 high fives Dataforce
[10:21:36] * Dataforce high fives MD87
[10:21:46] <Demented-Idiot> thats just creepy

Quote #81. Rating 7.79. Login to rate.

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<laser> lol, I was just giving my friend my postcode over the phone
<laser> So I go "OX3 9D"
<laser> And he goes "are you giving me your postcode in hex or something?"